Cody Ransom is a Jerk

Not that I was ever hopeful for him succeeding on the Padres, but Cody Ransom did his best to make us Padres fans miss him. This, he was a shoo in for the Padres Jagoff treatment today. Edison Volquez is pitching tonight so it will be a good chance to break out the high gravity brews. Lets hope for some situational hitting that's slightly better than abysmal.

Realistically, how can the Padres NOT sweep the Giants? Also, Madison Bumgarner is a butthead.

After a crushing sweep of the terrible Doyers, the Padres get ready to pound the stupid fartface Giants.  Clouded by controversy the past few weeks, the Padres are sending Edinson Volquez to the mound who really couldn't be any worse than he has been so far this season, so there's that to look forward to.  They are facing awful Madison Bumgarner, who was captured here in an off the record convo with Tim Lincecum:

Assuming Volquez Can Hit the Target, Padres Will Behead Rockies Tonight

Edinson Volquez pitched one of the single most impressive outings I've seen EVER last year when he threw his 1 hitter.  The stadium was as into it as a 14,000 person weekday night crowd could be.  It's those glimmers of hope that keep us Padres fans backing Eddy.  Let's hope he can turn around his putrid season tonight and literally and figuratively behead Carlos Gonzalez and the stupid butthead Rockies.