Jeff Samardzija? More like Jeff Bukkakezija! AMIRITE?!?!

Even though he's been the one consistent pitcher on both of my fantasy teams, Jeff Samardzija is in for a world of hurt tonight against the "potent" padres lineup.  Plus free hats tonight!

Here's Jeff engaging in lewd activity.  Special thanks to @CT2SD for the graphic.

Padres Face Off Against Jeff Samardzinotgonnaworkhereanymore

After a glorious sweep of the poo poo Giants, the Padres head out to Chicago to face the hated Cubs. We can look forward to Kyle Blanks hitting infinity home runs off of the Cubs pitiful pitching staff. Here's Jeff Samardzija showing that his skills as catcher greatly outdo his skills as pitcher.