Todd Helton Gets Iced... with PEEN

This picture was almost too easy.  With the crushing Padres victory yesterday, it's time for our BIG FREE AGENT ACQUISITION to show he's worth all those millios.  Jason Marquis will undoubtedly mow down the putrid Rockies lineup with his blazing mid-80s heat.  I'm also going to go ahead and make a conservative prediction that Yonder Alonso hits 85 billion home runs in Denver this weekend.