Home Opener! Dodgers Hit the Golden Showers

To celebrate the long awaited home opener, we bring you our expert prediction via MS Paint illustration of today's game.  The Padres can't possibly start the season 1-6.  Right?  RIGHT?!?!  Let's hope Clayton Richard can gain somewhere between 5 and 25 miles per hour back on his fastball compared to his last start.  Padres Jagoff will be in attendance at this inevitable Padres victory.