Dexter Fowler - Glory Hole Addict

As long as the Padres want to continue this silly charade of not playing winning baseball, we here at Padres Jagoff can keep harassing the opposing team via MS Paint dick jokes.  Dexter Fowler has been a particular thorn in the Padres side, especially when I think about he is pretty much what we wish Cameron Maybin would be.  It's unfortunate that Fowler loses focus during innings when he starts thinking about the notorious center field glory hole at Coors Field.