Check Out What a Total Zilch Yasiel Puig Is

With Opening Night/Day/Whatever coming up tomorrow against the Dogers, it is only fair to remind the Padres Jagoff audience what a complete and total dick lick Yasiel Puig is, and how he should be considered Padres fans' #1 enemy.  Here he is riding a stupid tricycle like a total zilch.  I wish Alexi Amarista was there all ninja-like to stick a bat in the spokes.  For now, I think it's fair expect the Padres to win the Opening Night game by at least 200 runs.