Hello world! Time for Padres dick jokes!

In my second try at doing Padres Jagoff, I now have oodles of spare time to devote to the blog and the associated Padres related dick jokes.  The Padres blogosphere is already vast with humorous analysis being done at Gaslamp Ball, hard hitting minor league coverage being done at The Friarhood, San Diego craft beer and baseball related commentary being done at RJ's Fro, etc.  But the one area that is tragically undercovered is Padres related dick jokes and MS Paint illustrations.  That's where Padres Jagoff comes in.  And now that I'm a partial season ticket holder, I'll be a party to plenty of inspiration.